It's been a huge week in music news. No, really, it genuinely has. Starting with this, Morrissey's latest tangle of words. He's been arguing with Canada's Minister of Fisheries and Oceans. He called the country's seal hunting "barbaric". Minister Gail Shea fired back saying he was looking for a "popularity boost" with his comments. Ouch.
Avril Lavigne's new video for 'Hello Kitty' was met with a chorus of shaking heads and puzzled brows this week. Criticism was directed at her fetishising of Japaneese culture. She was forced to reply on Twitter: "RACIST??? LOLOLOL!!! I love Japanese culture and I spend half of my time in Japan."
In case you thought they've been living under a rock Fleet Foxes gave us an update this week. Front man Robin Pecknold explained that after they finished touring 2011's 'Helplessness Blues' he enrolled at University. Fear not though, he has been working on new songs.
Oh, Liam. On Thursday night he sent the internet into a state of speculative frenzy when he tweeted "O-A-S-I-S" one letter at a time. Bookmakers immediately closed betting on them headlining Glastonbury. But NME got former Oasis member Bonehead on the phone, he reckons Liam just did it because they were going to the pub. No Oasis reunion (just yet).
"What? How did they keep this a secret??" said no-one this week when The Libertines confirmed they are officially reunited for a headline show at London's Hyde Park on July 5. It's been four years since Pete 'n' Carl got the good ship Albion back on course.
Clever old Jack White. He wrote his name into history by producing the world's fastest released record during a day of festivities to mark Record Store Day at his Third Man studio in Nashville, Tennessee. He recorded it and started selling it some 3 hours, 55 minutes and 21 seconds later. It sold out just as quickly.
Someone less pleased on Record Store Day last weekend was Paul Weller. The Jam legend has said that he won't be taking part in future RSD's after seeing his 2014 release sold online at vastly inflated prices.
Gwyneth Paltrow has apparently been using a "healer's toolbox" to get over her recent "conscious uncoupling" from Chris Martin. What even is that?
Drake appeared to not really give two hoots this week as news cameras caught him rolling a cigarette court-side at a basketball game between the Toronto Raptors and the Brooklyn Nets.
Scientific fact says you're never more than five days away from Deadmaus' next Twitter outburst. Following comments made by Arcade Fire at Coachella about the amount of EDM artists on the bill the DJ hit back saying "arcade fire needs to settle down. some dudes devote their lives to instruments, others to electronic composition by cpu, dafuqs yer problem."
Bieber: Headline-maker. Justin got himself into trouble after he posted a picture - now removed - showing himself next to the Yasukuni war shrine, in Japan. It's regarded by China and South Korea as a monument celebrating the Japanese leaders executed for war crimes during World War II.
Lorde pulled her Australian tour. "I have had to postpone my Australian shows because of a nasty chest infection and general ill health," she said. "I am so so gutted to have to do this but my parents and my team stepped in telling me I needed a break after being non-stop since the Grammys in January."
In a week where fans got to hear a sneak preview of a couple of the demos on the forthcoming Led Zep reissues, Robert Plant once again poured cold water on the idea that they could do anymore gigs. "Zero chance" in the big man's words.
The Horrors, Palma Violets and Pulled Apart By Horses are among the latest additions to the Reading and Leeds Festivals this August. With Queens Of The Stone Age and Arctic Monkeys headlining, it's shaping up to be one hellova weekend.
Finally, RZA has given Raekwon 30 days to re-join Wu-Tang Clan, suggesting that the group's long-awaited new album may not get a release if he does not.