The Arcadian dream turns sour? The Libertines announce a 'best of' album - perhaps just money to support Pete's drug habits and Carl's disastrous new band?
Pic: David Ellis
The Sex Pistols are to soundtrack new video game 'Guitar Hero III' - ironic seeing as none of them could really play.
Stick-thin hairball Amy Winehouse caused more controversy as she unsteadily swayed her way through her karaoke-standard MOBO performance at the O2 Arena.
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Where did Prince find women shorter than him? The diminutive legend this week performed at a show by designer Matthew Williamson during London Fashion Week.
Bowie sporting an invisible straitjacket in his Thin White Duke/Berlin era - the legend has this week donated $10,000 to a legal defence fund for the 'Jena Six', a group of black US teenagers. We salute you, Dave! Pic: LFI
Gravity-defying nosebleeds were definitely Frank's best trick - Gallows' Frank Carter, Stoke Sugarmill, September 15, 2007.
Pic: Jessica Morris
It's amazing what lengths some idiots will go to for publicity - Dirk Tourette of reality TV whores Towers Of London was arrested this week after being bottled in a fight outside the Mahiki Nightclub. Pic: WENN
He might have biceps bigger than a small hatchback, but this week 50 Cent has officially been crowned a total loser - in the chart battle with Kanye West.
Pic: PA Photos
Tom Clarke of The Enemy, who this week started a slanging match with Alex Zane - we suggest a fight to the death. Pic: Guy Eppel
An emo-pop band was never going to be enough for Wales' most hyperactive man - Pennie, who this week left The Automatic.
Pic: Guy Eppel
Proof that money can't buy you fashion sense - The Rolling Stones, who have been revealed as this year's highest musical earners.
Showgirl Kylie Minogue, who is set to release her tenth album, 'X', in November. Rate her now to determine NME's Ultimate Cool List at NME.COM/Ultimate.
What a flaming genius... Jimi Hendrix's legendary Monterey Festival performance finally set for full release. Pic: LFI