This just in: Kent Brockman’s 17 greatest ever quotes

Who’s the greatest fictional journalist of all time: Bridget Jones? Rita Skeeter? Clark Kent? Ron Burgundy? Think again. Dominating Channel 6 weekday news since 1990, Kenny Brockelstein – or as we know him, Kent Brockman – has reported on all the cases the citizens of Springfield want to hear about. From the total eclipse to the economic decline, Kent Brockman has reported it all, and as The Simpsons edges towards the 30th season mark, he shows no sign of putting down the broadcasting microphone. So here you have it: Kent Brockman’s greatest quotes, from over two and a half decades of broadcasting. Words: Brigid Harrison-Draper