WTF 2015? The Weirdest NME News Stories Of The Year

The stories that shocked, scared and, quite frankly, left us feeling very confused in 2015

You’ll have done well in 2015 to avoid much of the news; so often filled with horror, despair and misery. But the news reporters of the world haven’t always had the most depressing job in the world: there have been some weird and wonderful moments in the world of music and entertainment, from popstars publicly licking donuts to comical DNA tests, here’s a round-up of the weirdest news stories from the past 12 months.

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Boyband member wears too many clothes on flight, collapses


These young rapscallions ended up in the news back in July after one of their rank collapsed from heat exhaustion during a flight. James McElvar, member of the boyband Rewind, donned 12 layers of his own clothing in an attempt to avoid a £45 bagging charge.

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3-year-old wins South Africa's Got Talent


Go DJ! The pint-sized fella behind the decks here is DJ Arch Jr. (Oratilwe Hlongwanen to his nursery teacher), who effortlessly span his way to victory in this year's South Africa's Got Talent competition back in November. A more worthy winner than an obedient dog, right?

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Pope drops rock album


At the tail-end of November, Pope Francis dropped a FIRE mixtape (OK, prog-rock album) that featured his words and prayers. Entitled 'Wake Up!', it unfortunately wasn't named after the Pope's fondness for Rage Against The Machine.

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Ariana Grande licks all the donuts


This was sublime in its strangeness: pop sensation Grande was forced to apologise - not once, but twice - for being caught on CCTV licking several items in a Californian donut store. The owners of the shop didn't press any charges, and the singer grovelled in two online apologies to her fans.

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North West shouts "No pictures!" at paps


Paparazzi culture reached a whole new level of awfulness when North West, the daughter of KimYe, was filmed saying "I said no pictures!" as she walked with her minder through a car park. The fact that a two-year-old infant is already that familiar with the baggage that comes with being a Kardashian is a terrifying thing indeed.

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Tom Jones takes DNA test


The Welshman claimed that he would take a DNA test in an attempt to end confusion over his race. The ex-Voice judge told The Times Magazine that his race has always been questioned due to his skin tone and curly hair. "I'm going to get my DNA tested. I want to find out."

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Lenny Kravitz tests out unopened hotel room

The singer was staying free of charge in a room at the Edition Hotel in NYC (worth $8,000 [£5,100] a night) back in May, before the hotel had even officially opened. He even ordered room service, despite the fact that the restaurant had yet to open. Ah, to be that rich and frivolous.

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1D Dad ends up with more than he bargained for


This is the tale of a Tennessee dad who got an "I♥1D" tattoo to win his daughter VIP tickets to see the boy band. A local radio station called for dads to dress up like 1D members but, unbeknownst to him, he couldn't enter the contest as he wasn't a permanent resident of Indiana.

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Bill Turnbull turns the airwaves blue


Children and their aghast parents were subjected to Bill Turnbull inexplicably managing to say "cunts" instead of "clients" back in July. Although the BBC Breakfast man and co-presenter Naga Munchetty pretended that nothing had happened, the clip was uploaded to YouTube and thus forever entombed in history.

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Miley does Miley


Miley's weirdest moment came during the surreal opening show of her 'Milky Milky Milk' tour, where the singer, ever the extrovert, wore a dildo-attached outfit. She also mimed suckling on her 6'7" dancer's breasts, and later took to a piano to sing about her dead fish whilst ripping out her fake dreadlocks.

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Lemmy declares vodka to be better for you than whiskey


Well, that's according to his doctor anyway: upon medical advice, the Motörhead man told The Guardian that he he now drinks vodka and orange in place of Jack Daniels and coke in a bid to combat his diabetes. "Coca-Cola can fuck off," he said.

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Public Enemy hitch a ride


Marooned in Sheffield prior to their gig supporting The Prodigy, Public Enemy were given an unlikely lift to the city's Motorpoint Arena in a Ford Escort. Live music photographer Kevin Wells volunteered to transport the band to the gig, and, in the process, took one of the greatest selfies of all time.

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Bieber nearly declares that he's bigger than Jesus


Biebsdeclared in a September interview with Complex that he wants to "live like Jesus" but "not be Jesus". He then added, "you don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco." Sage stuff.

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NOFX bully front-row hipster


The punk band were playing a gig in Nova Scotia when they spotted someone who they deemed to be a "hipster". "I will pay you $100 to leave this show," said Fat Mike. "Are you gonna bother me all day with your fucking tie-dye shirt and your beard?"

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Paloma Faith lands lovers in hot water


Back in June a court heard how a Welsh woman, accused of performing a sex act on her boyfriend during Faith's 2014 Hyde Park gig, told police that "the rules must be different in England". A witness told the court he was so disgusted by the copulating couple that he filmed them.

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Sandi Thom cries and swears online


The Scotswoman didn't react well to hearing that BBC Radio 2 had rejected her new single from their playlist considerations. She proceeded to post a sweary, teary and probably snotty reaction video to YouTube,outlining her distaste for not just the station, but the music industry as a whole.

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Miley calls the kettle black


Oh Miley: this time she had a bit of an irony fail. In an interview with Marie Claire, Cyrus declared that Taylor Swift's video for 'Bad Blood' didn't set "a good example" to her young fans. Granted, Miley was referring to the theme of revenge killing, but c'mon: kettle, pot, black.

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Fat Whites v Mac DeMarco


Seemingly picking a fight for the hell of it, London band Fat White Family decided to call out Canadian troubadour Mac DeMarco on Facebook, claiming that "Unless Mac immediately withdraws from music and the public eye, [we] will be on the first plane to Syria to join Isis. Peace be with you."

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Snoop gets policeman in trouble


Why is Snoop wearing a pullover? Why is the state trooper looking so uneasy? But the context is even stranger: apparently Snoop instigated this image, which landed the trooper in hot water as his employers disapproved of him posing with someone "who has a well-known criminal background."

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Shovel summons the spirit of Kurt


This viral video came shovel-sized after a clip of someone slipping over on some ice went viral. Said fellow, having succumbed to the ice, let his shovel go whilst in mid-air, which, when it returned to the ice, emitted what sounded very much like the opening guitar part of Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'.

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Madge loves Maggie


Madonna's had a bit of an up and down year (insert BRIT Award performance joke here), but she certainly caused a stir back in April when she unwisely posted a picture of Margaret Thatcher to her Instagram page, praising the former Prime Minister.

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Liam loves Blur, strangely


The other Gallagher brother raised a few eyebrows back when he prematurely declared Blur's 'Lonesome Street' to be "song of the year." Although the Blur/Oasis Cold War is long over, Liam has never embraced Damon Albarn and co. quite like his brother has - so to see the singer tweet this was, well, odd.

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Alex James' DJ set is a Blur


On the other side of the Britpop divide, Blur's Alex James was involved in a very boorish clip that involved a drunken Jamie Oliver blaring out 'Wonderwall' at the pair's Big Feastival. James' decision to throw on 'Wonderwall' maybe isn't that strange, but the result made for some rather bemusing viewing.

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Shia watches himself


And so to part one of the Shia LaBeouf show: he live-streamed all of his movies - from Holes to the entire Transformers franchise - in a theatre in New York for a public art project. This was an endeavour, by the way, that lasted for three straight days. Not strange at all.

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Shia touches his soul


And the final part of the LeBeouf triumvirate came just last week with his latest art project, entitled '#TOUCHMYSOUL'. Hashtag. Taking place in Liverpool, the actor-cum-rapper-cum-whatever-it-is-he-wants-to-do-next sat at a computer with his two friends and invited internet users to call him up for a chat. Art is amazing.

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Deerhunter throw a wobbly on stage


And our round-up of 2015's weirdest news comes to an end with Deerhunter: the shoegaze-y four-piece put on a weird show back in October: plagued by sound difficulties, false starts, 30-minute jams, bringing a random fan up on stage to play keyboards, and frontman Bradford Cox handing out potted plants to the front row. Sounds like a right riot.
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