Worlds Collide

You don’t have to have a penchant for pickling pig foetuses to enjoy the cello-led metal of Apocalyptica, but it helps. They used to play Metallica covers with four cellos – now they’ve got Rammstein’s Till Lindemann (who gives Bowie’s ‘Heroes’ a Teutonic twist with ‘Helden’) and Corey Taylor (who reminds that “I’m not Jesus” on ‘I’m not Jesus’) and make worse music.