Film Reviews

Movie Review: I’m Still Here

Given you’re reading this respected music website, and not ihatemylife.com, chances are you may be unaware of the late, professional wrestler Brian Pillman and...

Movie Review: Resident Evil: Afterlife

Much has been sniffed about the Resident Evil film franchise and how its extraordinary commercial success dwarfs its squalid critical standing. To which I...

Movie Review: The Runaways

If you’ve watched Cameron Crowe's 2000 coming-of-age-via-the-medium-of-seventies-rock drama Almost Famous and thought, “wow, being a music journalist looks fun!” then great, yeah, that’s what...

Movie Review: The Last Exorcism

It doesn’t matter who you’ve got in your corner – in this case debuting director Daniel Stamm and horror's new enfant terrible Eli Roth...

Movie review: Dog Pound

When I was at university, the biggest fear amongst the student fraternity wasn't pneumonia, the locals who enjoyed kicking new students heads in or...

Movie review: Jonah Hex

The Batman and Superman movies are all well and good-to-middling-but-a-bit-overrated-in-my-opinion, but I swear to god; somewhere in the offices of DC Comics there’s a...

Movie review: Piranha 3D

Sometimes, when I’m walking down the street listening to music, I do think to myself, ‘if I get hit by a bus right now...

Movie review: Salt

That the lead role of a CIA Agent on the run in Salt was originally written for Tom Cruise should leave you in no...

Movie Review: The Human Centipede

Controversial from the word go, Tom Six’ film about a retired doctor specialising in the separating of conjoined twins (with a penchant for bizarre...

Movie Review: The Expendables

When someone ends up with half a torso in the first ten minutes of an opening scene, you know what kind of a film...
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