Andy Burrows – ‘Because I Know That I Can’

Yes, he's still clinging on to pop music and yes, he's still producing completely forgettable songs

Educated at the Peter Andre School Of Tenacity, Andy Burrows clings to pop’s U-bend like a germ that no detergent can kill. The former drummer with Razorlight – who also released a bewildering Christmas album with Tom Editors last year – is out on his own now with this not unpleasant but entirely forgettable ditty. Should it all finally go tits-up for Burrows, work as a Robbie Savage impersonator beckons.

Jeremy Allen