Enter Shikari

Jonny Sniper

Ladies and gentlemen of the world, hold the front page, stop press and all of that stuff, because the worst single ever made by anybody ever has arrived at last!

No seriously, this really is unutterably bad from the get-go, as it ushers itself in with

a stupidly absurd fanfare and kettle drums, nd then collapses into a bizarre, entirely unlistenable stew of McFly and ‘Jump’ by Van Halen. It’s good to inspire extreme reactions, lads, but not by being shite.