The Pipettes – ‘Boo Shuffle’

Another confetti-balloon of a single from the girl group that treat their line-up like a revolving door, kind of like the [a]Sugababes[/a], if the Sugababes had just pootled along in mediocrity with only polka dot dresses for consistency. [b]‘Boo Shuffle’[/b] sounds like [a]The Saturdays[/a] covering [b]Black Lace[/b] – 10 seconds in, you’ll feel like the cleaning lady picking paper and flaccid latex off the dancefloor.

[i]Hazel Sheffield[/i]