Los Campsinos

My Year In Lists

Los Campesinos! are the kind of pussies who used to get cooked and then eaten by barbarian chieftains out of massive gilded bowls. To be fair, had they been born even 20 years ago they wouldn’t be able to walk into a pub without being pulped. Lucky for them that they were born into a time more accepting of indie wimps where they’re allowed to open songs with lines like: “You said send me stationary to make me horny/So I always write you letters in multi colours”. The song’s OK, but these guys have got to man up soon otherwise I might mug them.