P!nk - 'Blow Me (One Last Kiss)'
Desperately clinging onto her zingy youth...
A friend of mine recently sat me down and said, “You need to stop using so many exclamation marks. You’re 33!” They were probably right. And I can’t help but suggest a similar thing to P!nk, who’s 32 and still sporting a zinging “!” in her name, and therefore quite close to being the musical equivalent of the middle-aged woman in the office who wears her hair in bunches and does all her inventory in highlighter pen on Miffy stationery. This comeback song, with its vacuous call-to-arms to no-one in particular, does not help matters.