Conor Maynard ft Ne-Yo – ‘Turn Around’

Conor Maynard ft Ne-Yo - 'Turn Around'

Intense and emotional, nonsensical lyrics from the British Bieber

Brighton’s fledgling heart-throb Conor Maynard emotes intense, slightly nonsensical lyrics like, “Uh baby, we’re so high now, whoa/’Til our worries end our pain right now…” Christ man, you’re hardly out of short trousers – chill the fuck out or I envisage dysfunction in adulthood. Meanwhile, Ne-Yo plays the Fonzy role (thinks he’s cool, hangs out with kids), phones it in and saves the writing team the job of coming up with a middle-eight.

Jeremy Allen