Boris Johnson

"I’m going to be giving this remarkable, new TV channel my unvarnished views on everything"

“'Trainspotting' parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one”

"Spreading a little Christmas misery to those who've given us such a shit year (and previous 11 years...)"

“I’m probably breaking some terrible due impartiality rule by giggling”

The controversial Spin To Win competition joins Binley Mega Chippy and Keir Starmer killing an alpaca in 'Duke Smoochem 3D'

"Everything looks like Liz Truss. The next waste of everything is here"

"I don’t want to sound like I’ve got a grudge or anything, but..."

“I am very grateful for many things you have done for me, but I believe you have not purchased the correct bottle opener”

‘This England’ is set to be released later this year

He's stepped down after almost three years in power