British Summer Time Festival

Bruno Mars

When: 6-15 July

Where: Hyde Park, London

Who’s headlining: The Cure, Roger Waters, Bruno Mars, Michael Buble, Paul Simon, Eric Clapton

Who else is playing: Interpol, Richard Ashcroft, Ride, Editors, Santana, Van Morrison, Bananarama

Tickets: Prices vary.

Aging rockers and pop fluff dominate the annual week-long Hyde Park big gig marathon, defying the noise complaints of the Russian billionaires of Park Lane as they busy themselves covertly funding the Tories.