British Summer Time Festival

When: 5-14 July

Where: Hyde Park, London

Who’s headlining: Florence + The Machine, Neil Young + Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Celine Dion and Barbra Streisand

Who else is playing: The National, Lykke Li,  Let’s Eat Grandma. Tickets: Prices vary.

Aging rockers and pop fluff dominate the annual week-long Hyde Park big gig marathon, defying the noise complaints of the Russian billionaires of Park Lane as they busy themselves covertly funding the Tories.