For the second time in his life, Ozzy Osbourne has approached the Alamo with his tail between his legs. Except this time he did not use that tail to piss all over the iconic site.
It was 1982 when, dressed in pink tights and ballerina shoes, the ‘Godfather of Heavy Metal’ emptied his exceptionally heavy bladder upon the revered memorial in San Antonio, Texas. The Alamo’s become symbol of the 1836 battle between Mexican and Texan soldiers during the Texan revolution, and locals were understandably upset to find it was under fire from Ozzy Osbourne’s effluence.
Now, some 33 years later, he’s returned to make a public apology – with a History Channel film crew in tow. The original incident resulted in him being banned from San Antonio for 10 years, so we assumed he laid off the sparkling water on the flight there.
Yet he’s not the only famous musician to let himself go in public. No, we’re not pulling your pisser – there really are loads of them. Such as…
The Rolling Stones
Little-known fact: the ‘60s were dubbed ‘swinging’ because there were so many cocks swinging about as rock stars pissed on garages. Legend has it that Bill Wyman was refused entry to a car garage toilet in 1965 so the whole band gave it a golden shower in protest. They were each fined a fiver, which is easy for a rock star to pay. You might even say it’s a piece of piss.
Jim Morrison
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They called him The Lizard King and the Doors frontman let his little reptile out of its cage when he pissed all over the bar at West Hollywood restaurant more than 40 years ago.
Justin Bieber
Normally when a famous musician pisses in public, some poor sap has to mop it up afterwards. Bieber – who is currently enjoying a golden career renaissance – cut out the middleman and pissed straight in a mop bucket in a New York restaurant in 2013. He is a thoughtful young man.
Pete Doherty
Millwall Football Club didn’t think the same of rival team Queen’s Park Ranger’s fan Pete Doherty – they reportedly chucked him out their grounds for sneakily weeing into a trophy. Which is ironic, considering Pete was usually the one pumping suspicious substances into himself.
Anthony Costa
Look at the state of this photo of Anthony Costa urinating while using a cash machine and texting. We know what you’re thinking: Jesus, those boots are ugly. And then you see it. That thin, miserable rope of Costa piss, unspooling its tepid way down the grey wall. Look, Mum, no hands!
Izzy Stradlin
The Guns N’ Roses guitarist found the toilets engaged during a flight from Indianapolis to Los Angeles in 1989, so he did the decent things and pissed all down the aisle. It’s the worst thing he’s ever done, besides that cover of ‘Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door’.
John Lennon
In November 1962, actress Jane Mansfield unwittingly annoyed John Lennon at a Hollywood party. He repaid her the only way he knew how, secretly pissing into her cocktail and watching with grim fascination as she declared it “a real humdinger!”
Wiz Khalifa
This is as delicious as a salty Lennon cocktail. He’s a rapper called WIZ Khalifa who got fined last month for having a WIZ behind Flats bar in Pittsburg. Wiz. WIZZING. Wiz – Wizzing! Is this thing on? Hello?
I just love nature.
Posted by Wiz Khalifa on Friday, 9 October 2015